Juror 1: Hello Mr. Edwards, do you know why you are here?
Larry Edwards: Yes, sir
Juror 1: You are here for defecating in a giant roder that some scientists were making and testing. When they turned on the roder the feces flung around the whole lab and broke many things inculding: bottles, cars, the roder, Etc.
Juror 2: It also cloged the exposed air conditioning unit.
Larry Edwards: (laughs) I was just drunk. (laughs)
Juror 1: Now, prosecuters/scientists come up to the witness stand.
Scientist 1: I saw the defendent pooping in the roder, and before I could stop my fellow scientists they turned on the roder, which is very fast, and all of the poop flew everywhere!
Juror 1: That is enough evidence to plead guilty. He is scentenced to 12 months in jail. For damage of property and drunk driving.
Scientist 2: Yeah, he was driving in the parking lot.
Larry Edwards: Come on man! I'll be back!